Dog Ownership Consultation
KIGA The Puppy Kindergarten
I give straight advice on whether a dog fits your life, which breed suits you, and what real dog ownership involves, so you know exactly what to expect before getting a dog.
Pricing Guide
Pre-Adoption Breed & Lifestyle Audit
Lifestyle Capability Assessment
- Physical Strength Check: Honest evaluation of whether the owner can physically restrain powerful breeds like Rottweilers in worst case scenarios.
- Home Analysis: Inspection of living space (apartment vs villa) and family composition to filter out high risk breeds like escape artist Beagles.
- Financial Forecasting: Estimation of monthly running costs for specific breeds, including medical buffers and AC requirements.
Breed Selection Strategy
- Matching Protocol: Recommendation of 2 to 3 specific breeds that match actual energy levels rather than aspirational looks.
- Source Verification: Guidance on identifying ethical breeders versus puppy mills and evaluating temperament before adoption.
- The No Go List: A strict list of breeds the owner is forbidden from getting based on their profile.
Behavioral Diagnosis & Correction Session
Root Cause Analysis
- Trigger Identification: Distinguishes between genetic traits, medical pain, or psychological anxiety transferring from the owner.
- Dominance Testing: Determines if the dog is truly dominant or displaying Fake Alpha syndrome due to passive ownership.
- Body Language Decoding: Instruction on reading subtle cues like stiff tail wags, whale eyes, and freezing behavior.
Correction Protocols
- Behavior Management: Techniques to stop biting, bullying, and resource guarding immediately.
- Anxiety Drills: Protocols to reduce separation anxiety and stop destruction of furniture when left alone.
- Leadership Coaching: Replacing excessive coddling with structured boundaries and mandatory exercise routines to burn excess energy.
Custom Home-Cooked Nutrition Plan
Recipe Formulation
- Ingredient Ratios: Exact breakdown of Proteins (Chicken/Mutton/Fish), Offal, and Fiber tailored to dog weight and breed.
- Gut Health Protocols: Specific bone broth and soup recipes designed for joint health and gut lining repair.
- Vegetarian Options: Calculated mix of Paneer, Dal, and Rice for owners insisting on vegetarian diets.
Supplement Strategy
- Essential Add Ons: Recommendations for Omega 3, Calcium sources, and probiotics to cure bad breath and digestion issues.
- Detox Guidelines: List of toxic foods to purge from the house including biscuits and artificial sweeteners.
- Feeding Rituals: Protocols to stop hand feeding and establish independent eating habits.
About Dog Ownership Consultation
My Philosophy: Seedhi Baat, No Bakwaas
I don't sugarcoat things. For me, a dog isn't just a cute Instagram prop. Your dog reflects you - if you bring anxiety or ego home, your dog picks it up. After 17 years, I know: treat a dog like a dog, not a human baby.
Soch Samajh Ke Lena: Think Before You Get a Dog
Getting a dog, especially a strong breed, is no joke. Ask yourself honestly:
- Can I physically control a 50 kg dog if it goes wild?
- Am I mentally tough for the nakhre (whims) and attitude?
- Is my reason for wanting a dog right or just show-off?
If your answer is "no" or even "maybe", rethink your choice. Responsible dog ownership advice isn’t just a slogan here.
Breed Bhasoodi: The Reality of Breeds
Internet gyaan is one thing, real life is another. Choosing the right dog breed is about matching with your lifestyle, not trends. Powerful breeds like rottweilers and pitbulls need serious experience. Labradors are sweet but those first 10 months are a circus. Beagles? Escape artists, loud, and full of mischief.
Dog Psychology: Relationship Over Rules
Dog behavior problems usually start with us. If you’re anxious, your dog will be too. Dogs need a leader, not a friend who gives in every time. Learn to read their body, not just tails wagging.
Khaana Peena & Health
No hand-feeding. Healthy weight matters - you should see those last two ribs. Good food: chicken feet, bone soup, veggies. Hip dysplasia can get worse if you ignore this stuff.
What You Get
First-time dog owner tips, straight talk about dog lifestyle compatibility, and honest feedback on your dog plans. No theory, just real advice that fits your life and your dog.
Meet your Expert
Kiga
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My Story
Hi, Prateek here. Seventeen years with dogs, started with Indie Buttery – smart, moody, boss lady. Now it's Doobie, full drama, stops mid-walk, anxiety ka source! Beagles, yaar, stubborn as hell. I’ve picked up more poop than I care to count. My place, KIGA, is all about letting dogs be dogs – no cages, thodi masti, thodi fight, sab normal hai. Over-protective parenting? Nah, dogs need space to learn.
My Work
Dog Boarding & Training - Cage-free dog boarding, temperature-controlled rooms, puppy kindergarten classes, behavior modification, and breed-specific advice.
Real Training Philosophy - Training isn’t just treats. I look at breed traits, your vibes, and offer practical, not magical, solutions.
Dogs Need To Be Dogs - Here, dogs socialize, play, even fight a bit—like kids in school. No cages, just cameras for safety.
Choose Your Breed Wisely - Don’t buy a puppy just because it’s cute. Not every breed fits every lifestyle. Think before choosing.
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