Meet my puppet crew: Jack, Granny, and friends
I never perform alone. From Jack the cynical blue monster to Granny the savage, meet the puppets who steal the show.
Jack Denials gives his very cynical take on Valentine's Day. He thinks the whole week of celebration is nonsense.
Granny shares her dark and hilarious wisdom on the fastest way to a man's heart. You definitely shouldn't take her advice.
Here's a chat with Snowey, my adorable dog puppet, as we announce an upcoming show for kids. He's a little shy but very sweet.
Announcing a show with Cantù the toucan. He's a bit of a character and sometimes gets the dates mixed up.
Darwin the monkey puppet gets into the Christmas spirit as Santa. He even has his own special Hindi Christmas carol.
A professional headshot with my main man, Jack Denials. He's the grumpy but lovable star of my adult shows.
On stage with Jack during a keynote speech. He's not afraid to interrupt me, no matter how formal the event.
Jack and I in action during a show in Coimbatore. He's always got something to say from the sidelines.
Jack and I having some "pillow talk" where he argues about the existence of veg biryani. He insists it's an oxymoron, just like a happy marriage.
Jack and I discuss the fine line between being funny and offensive. He thinks I'm not funny without him, and he might be right.
About Meet the Puppet Crew
I don’t just hold a puppet and talk. My process involves building a specific script for each character, because Jack’s sarcasm needs different timing than Granny’s bold advice. When you hire me, you aren't just getting an act—you're getting a team of distinct personalities that I customize based on whether I'm performing for a group of corporate CEOs or a room full of energetic school kids.
My puppet crew is the real secret sauce behind my shows. It’s not just about throwing my voice—it’s about creating a conversation where the puppets feel like they have a mind of their own.
Meet the Cast
- Jack Denials: This blue monster is my co-host. He’s cynical, brutally honest about marriage and life, and honestly, sometimes he gets better lines than I do. He’s a hit for adult audiences who want that sharp, observational humor.
- Granny: When I need to go savage, Granny comes out. She delivers the kind of advice that’s hilariously bad, making her a crowd favorite for my 16 plus sets.
- The Kid-Friendly Bunch: For younger audiences, Snowey the dog, Darwin the monkey, and Cantù the toucan take over. We mix stories, live cartooning, and interactive games to keep kids from 4 to 15 engaged.
How I Customize
Whether it’s a corporate keynote in Hyderabad or a private party in Mumbai, I don’t use a one-size-fits-all script. I’ll swap out characters, rewrite jokes to fit your industry jargon, or even involve your CEO in the 'Human Puppet' act. I’ve performed everywhere from cultural centers to major corporate stages, and the puppets always adapt. If you’re curious about how a dinosaur or a talking dog can spice up your next event, just reach out and let's chat about what fits your vibe.
Seema Golchha
I’m Seema, and honestly, I stumbled into this whole ventriloquism life by accident when I was in my 40s. Now, I spend my days arguing with a blue monster named Jack and making people laugh across India and Nepal. I love that I get to be a bit of a kid at heart, even in front of serious corporate audiences.
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